Velocikitty
Sales floor · no discovery · no refunds
You do not buy hours. You buy a habitat that can stand up by itself at 2 a.m. Prices are real. The joke is that you thought they were a metaphor.
One habitat, one host, one live tool, a doctrine, a catalog, a colophon with the actual clock. Shipped like Foundurr, plated like Chuddurr, filled like Tradurr.
$4,800
Or one domain we like and a joke that can stand.
Three properties. One knife. Three rooms that talk to each other. You get a family, not a franchise. Sisters stay in the family. We do not white-label a roast.
$12,000
The morning we already had, sold as a week.
You stay in the skillet. New pieces, new tools, the next sister when the joke arrives. We keep the clock on the homepage. You keep sending domains.
$2,400 / mo
Cancel when you start wanting a process.
A claw you can put on a tab. Isolated, keyed, not a wordmark that will embarrass a favicon. We will not put your name in the picture. Pictures cannot be trusted with letters.
$1,200
Before standup. After the joke lands. The number on the homepage will be smaller. You may not like how small. That is the point of a number.
+$800
Receipts, not a narrative. Domain creation, ship time, the signature. Included with every world. We do not sell a habitat without a clock.
Included
What you actually get
Every World includes a host who can talk in the first person, a doctrine you can screenshot, a catalog of pieces, a live tool that talks back, and a colophon with the clock. We write it, we design it, we put a face on it, we put it on a domain. We do not invoice a workshop about alignment.
If you need a deck about this paragraph, you want an agency. They are very good. They are next door, announcing.