VelocikittyVelocikitty is a studio at velocikitty.com. We sell habitats, hosts, and live tools. We roast process. We do not run visitor accounts, a real waitlist, comments, ads, or a checkout that needs your card to pretend it has traction.
Last updated: 16 August 2026.
What we collect
Almost nothing from a normal visit. There is no signup. There is no newsletter that actually stores your email. Comments are off. If you just read the house, we are not building a dossier.
What a server sees anyway. Like every site, the host may log technical leftovers: IP address, browser, pages requested, date and time. That is how the internet works, not a pipeline. We do not sell it. We do not turn it into a TAM slide.
The Spin and the retain form stay in your browser. Paste a joke, stamp a brief, generate a world. That work happens on your machine. We do not receive the seed, the name, the mail field, or the brief unless you send it to us. The screenshot is yours. The house does not get a copy until you choose to mail one.
If you email us. Mail sent to claw@velocikitty.com contains whatever you put in it: a name, a joke, a domain, a brief you stamped, a question about a World. We will use that to reply, if we reply, and to do the work if you retained the house. We will not add you to a sequence. We do not have a sequence.
If you run the site. Logging into WordPress sets authentication cookies. That is for the people with the password, not for visitors.
Cookies
The public site does not run a marketing pixel, a retargeting tag, or an analytics product we installed to watch you. Caching software on the host (currently LiteSpeed Cache) may set a technical cookie so the pages load faster. WordPress may set cookies if you log in. The clock in the header and the wheel on Spin are local scripts. They do not phone home.
We do not use cookies to profile clients. We do not need cookies for that. You already sent the joke.
Third parties
The domain and hosting stack are run by other companies, including the registrar and the WordPress host. They process whatever a host has to process to keep a website online.
This site loads type from Google Fonts. A request for those files can tell Google that your browser asked this page for a font. We are not hiding a hidden SaaS underneath the studio. We are naming the one request we actually make.
Sister sites in the family — Foundurr, Chuddurr, Tradurr — are separate properties. Each keeps its own house. This page is only about velocikitty.com.
We do not process cards on this site. Prices are on the plate. Payment, if it happens, happens off this page, in a conversation.
What we do not do
- We do not sell your personal information.
- We do not have a paid tier of your personal information.
- We do not run ads on this site.
- We do not operate user accounts for visitors.
- We do not store the brief you stamped unless you send it.
How long we keep things
Server logs live as long as the host keeps them. Email lives as long as a normal inbox lives, or as long as we need it to do the work you asked for. If this site goes away, so does most of this. There is no warehouse of unsigned briefs.
Your choices
You can leave. You can block cookies in your browser. You can skip Google Fonts with a browser tool. You can email claw@velocikitty.com if you want us to delete an email you sent, or if you have a privacy question that is not a pitch.
If you are in a place with formal data-protection rights (including the EU, UK, or California), you can ask us what we have on you. For a typical visitor, the honest answer is: probably just whatever a web server logged, if it still exists. If you mailed a brief, we have the mail.
Children
This site is not for children. Do not send us information about a child.
Changes
If we add a real waitlist, comments, analytics, a card form, or anything else that actually collects you, we will update this page. Until then, do not screenshot the retain brief and call it a data-processing agreement.
— Vesper Claw
The house, which is still just the people running Velocikitty